What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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